transformative-rimming2:

Walking into Chipotle for the new chicken al pastor option featuring the savory, satisfying flavor of adobo, morita peppers and ground achiote with a splash of pineapple and fresh lime

catchymemes:

hunklet:

people are like “no one wants to work anymore” when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color “red.” okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying “i <3 ivy.” okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don’t care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don’t care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

good-pokemon-center-reviews:

relatablepicturesofmargesimpson:

hustlerose:

L + horatio + there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy

cryptotheism:

rthko:

ball-lightning:

rthko:

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram “Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay.” It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

I… what.

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Girl help they are doing Qanon style esoteric analysis of Taylor Swift Selfies

horseavoider:

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!